The Case of the Missing Cigarettes

Well it was another night at Gannon's, not too long ago, and the three of us had been there for a few hours. The music was of our choice and therefore incredible, and the drinks were in steady supply as usual. I knew that I had most of a pack of Camel Lights left but couldn't seem to find it anywhere....I searched and searched and J asked the people sitting at a table near us. One guy responded "well she threw a pack over here about an hour ago" Nonsense. I do not throw my pack of cigarettes across Gannon's - must have been Drangela, she gets like a madwoman when she drinks...Needless to say, the image of me throwing my cigarettes across the room is hysterical. I wonder if I hit anyone? That would have made it worthwhile.